The Inaugural Sausage Dump

I have decided to start a weekly little post of dumpage. It will basically just be a post of my thoughts on subjects not related to games. It may have to do with film, music or anything at all, even pancakes! You know what goes well with pancakes?...sausage! That's right folks, sausage goes well with pancakes, not to mention everything else. Back to business as they say somewhere where the business needs to get back to...yea...

You can expect this post every week and it will always be called "The Sausage Dump". Every Sunday I will take a new and tasty dump in your mouths and through your eyes and I can guarantee you will love every second of it!

I don't want to start dumping until more people know about it ahead of time, but I will say this. The new Indiana Jones movie is horrible. It is one of the worst films I've seen in years and is actually embarrassingly bad. It makes the Stars Wars prequels look like Schindller's List. I will say that I may spoil the movie in upcoming sentences, but if you read them and what I say appeals to you...then I hate you. You will love the Crystal Skull if you think aliens make sense in the series. You will love the Crystal Skull if you think Shia "Labwuff" getting his "Tarzan" mojo working and befriending monkeys makes sense. Most importantly you will love the Crystal Skull if you love crap and are easily amused and/or retarded. So if any of that appeals to you feel free to enjoy that craptastic voyage, but I would rather sit down and play Jumper than ever see that movie again.

I honestly don't have much more to say this week because I am just deciding now to do this(almost solely because of my hatred for that film). I will say one last thing and this is on a very serious note.

I just want to say that the passing of Tim Russert on June 13th, 2008 is a very sad day. He was, without a doubt, my favorite newscaster and made politics something I enjoyed to watch. He never showed any signs of being bias towards one side and he always did an amazing job. I will miss watching Meet the Press on Sunday mornings because there is no way they will ever be able to replace a man like him. There will never be another man quite like him, so here's to you. Hopefully being praised by sausage isn't too offensive.